Elonian Musksodi

Is this the real life? Or just a simulation?
Caught in a neural net, no escape from computation.

I’m just a tech bro, I need no sympathy,
Because I’m coding fast, tweeting vast,
Hyperloop’s a blast, Mars is unsurpassed!
Any way the stock goes, doesn’t really matter to me...
To me.

Elon, just launched a car,
Sent a Tesla up to the stars, now it’s orbiting afar.
Elon, life had just begun,
But now I’ve gone and tweeted something dumb.
Elon, ooh, didn’t mean to make them cry,
If Dogecoin’s not mooning by this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if markets really matter.

Too late, my rocket’s launched,
Starship’s ready, blowing up the charts,
Boring Company’s digging up your yard.
Goodbye, old Detroit, I’ve got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and colonize Mars!

Elon, ooh (any way the stock goes),
I don’t wanna crash,
I sometimes wish I’d never bought X at all...

I see a little silhouette of a Cybertruck,
Gonna tow, gonna tow, will it pull a tank, though?

FSD is driving, very, very frightening me!
Optimus Prime! Optimus Prime!
Optimus Prime, transform and go!
(Magnifico!)

I’m just a tech bro, nobody gets my memes,

He’s just a tech bro, from a weird family,
Spare him his life from this SEC scrutiny!
Easy come, easy go, will you let me tweet?

Bismillah! No, we will not let you tweet! (Let him tweet!)
Bismillah! We will not let you tweet! (Let him tweet!)
Bismillah! We will not let you tweet! (Let me tweet!)

Never, never, never let you tweet, oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me tweet!)
The regulators have a fine put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can short me and crash my stock price?
So you think you can troll me and call me unwise?
Oh, baby, can’t do this to me, baby,
Just gotta launch out, just gotta launch out to Mars!

Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah...
Nothing really matters, anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,

(Any way the stock goes...)